“To be awake is to be alive.”
“I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.” Thoreau
Life after Bethel…. What to say, what to say… Having just returned from an amazing weekend with three other beautiful women in celebration of the youngster of the group’s 50th, I am asking myself…how can this be??? How can it be that I have managed to travel over the landscape of the last three years from pre-Bethel through the 49th State, over the tundra and out of Covid-19 Bethel to arrive unscathed back here in our own private Idaho…which unfortantantly also has Covid-19.
Taking a deep breath I find myself even more puzzled by how I have, in less than 30 years, okay, 37…traveled over five decades (don’t try to do the math), of what turns out to be my life so far and with very little detectable disruption of my natural ageless beauty, to arrive standing alongside these other stunningly amazing women, all in their 30s, each also having lived five decades…I know it’s a mind bender. Collectively we have skirted past a whole litany of things that could have and perhaps even should have went wrong, not to mention the great number of things that did go wrong! The universe however, against many odds, granted myself and my three 50 + friends the beautiful opportunity to spend a whole uninterrupted weekend together! We laughed, we ate, we hydrated, cried a little and laughed some more. As far as I know, there were no episodes of incontinence….
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Miracles of
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Recovering from a badly needed and deeply therapeutic friend-cation, as I sat at my backyard picnic table on a Monday afternoon, the autumn sky amber as the sun started its descent towards the edge of the western horizon which lies just beyond the spent wheat fields, I realized what Thoreau had been going on about all those years ago in his epic book, On Walden’s Pond.
Here I am, surrounded by a landscape created by years of love and hard work that with the passage of time, has transformed into a place of magic and rejuvenation. This Idaho acre is the host to over 30 trees, a whole cacophony of birds, including a family of turkeys that intermittently roosts with their four babies in our hundred year old box elders, a honey bee hive, racoons, moose, owls, deer, (subtract two recently taken out by commuting cars), bats, snakes, (subtract the one which I accidently ran over with the mower) and the occasional skunk. Oh, and have I mentioned the ever growing population of mice? Okay, it’s not perfect.
My point is that this amazing backyard has, the last couple of decades, been waiting patiently for me to take notice. This crazy pace of life has had me, for years, running from one thing to the next, all causes worthy of my time and attention but at the cost of never being able to just be…in my own backyard…what a shame! All of this time I could have just stopped, looked and listened to realize that all of the poetry inspired by Thoreau, in turn that inspired me was right there just beyond my grass stained toes On Thompson’s Lawn! I realize no one will ever buy that book but I should still be writing it as if someone would, or at least living it with my eyes wide open.
Sitting with my partner Max, doing nothing else, just sitting, I felt the fullness of my contentment. In that moment I genuinely could not imagine a better life! Max, who previously held the less demanding roll of house cat, having been on temporary loan with our Portland kids, HaLee and Dave, the last three years had recently made his pilgrimage back to the gem state. Not knowing what our housing sitch was going to be when we left for Alaska, we felt Max would be better off with his sister…I mean… our daughter, while we figured out what it meant to live in Bethel.
Having recently wrapped up the “Living off the road system” chapters of our lives, it made sense that Max would meet us back where we had left off three years previously. While I wasn’t sure how Max would handle the move back to Idaho, especially since he had spent the last 36 months on retreat with HaLee, who is at least 128 times more affectionate than I have ever been, we were all mildly concerned but optimistic that he could re-adapt to living in the land of the potato. By all, I mean to say HaLee, Dave and I. Jeff and Max, it had been decided…by myself, would be updated on a need to know basis, which ended up to be around 24 hours prior to the cat transfer. We, as in me, thought we, as in I, would spare them both, Max and Jeff, the unnecessary worry and rumination about how Max moving home was going to impact my limited ability to share my frugally spent affections.
HaLee, our daughter, would not be an easy act to follow in her over-the-top attentive caretaking ways. From the beginning she allowed Max to have complete access to all of the rooms of she and Dave’s house, setting him up with small cat furnishings, fountain watering dishes, high-end gluten-free cat food not to mention the daily kisses she gave him on the bald spots just above his cat brows. Despite the unconditional love and warm regard she expressed during his time there not to mention the obvious bond that she managed to forge with Max, in the end she was willing to part with him, which was frankly a shock to us all, by all I mean Jeff! But at the end of the day, or should I say the end of 1,095 days, she realized her other cat, Juniper, would continue to despise, resent and loath Max regardless of the passage of time. Max was and would continue to be June’s nemesis.
It was not surprising that Juniper and Max’s initial reaction to each other was one of suspicion and jealousy. HaLee and Dave both showed a great deal of patience while they worked to hang on to idealistic hope that the felines would soon become best of cat friends. That was never to be however.
Sometime after the first year I got a text from HaLee that simply read…”This is not sustainable”. After Jeff upped the cat stipend along with sending funds to help cover the vet bills, things smoothed out somewhat. On HaLee’s end this required buying another cat litter box, establishing separate cat territories and putting both cats on anti-anxiety medication. By the second year, while HaLee and Dave had finally adjusted to the intermittent cat fights that would ensue following the ever so brief periods of peaceful interaction, it was becoming apparent that the cats really were not adjusting. By the end of three years, Jeff could not write a big enough check that would justify the kids continued willingness to live on what had started to feel like a never ending episode of Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom.
It was apparent that June felt short changed by Max’s lovability. So as every good cat mother would do in a Sophie’s Choice situation, HaLee let the stronger more attractive cat go. Sorry June Bug, I would never say this to your tiny cat face but we all know orange tabbies takes the cake when it came to charm and lovability. So, HaLee let Maxwell go.
To this day she wrestles with her decision, not because Max hasn’t adjusted incredibly well to his Idaho home, in fact just the other day he admitted he has never been happier! But HaLee knows a truth she will never be able to unknow, she will never again be able to convince herself that cats are loyal…to anyone. The world has become a little sadder place for HaLee.
Max’s promotion as my interim significant other has sweetened the deal for him. As Jeff won’t make his full re-entry back to Idaho until the end of the year, Max is my primary creature companion. Since Jeff’s departure back to Alaska, Max and I have been having ongoing negotiations about what it means to cohabitate together. Still feeling a bit guilty for the 11-hour ride from Portland back to Idaho that Max had to endure under the influence of multiple layers of sedation recommended and prescribed by multiple medical authorities, including WebMD, (he just would not go down!), I felt he needed a little extra loving care those first few days back home. That lasted about…one night. Max, is a hybrid indoor/outdoor cat which means he has expectations that there be someone to let him outdoors and back indoors and out and in and out…ya…it wasn’t working.
After having to put him in the hole a few nights, (not as bad as it sounds), we have finally found a rhythm that seems to be working around 86 % of the time. Full moons and other cats seem to throw him off. On an up note, he has ceased and desisted his obsessive need to contribute to the household by bringing dead, and sometimes not so dead, mice to the loft. Now he just slithers into the shadows, mouse in mouth and consumes his prey like one of those creepy creatures hiding under the Ghost of Christmas Past’s robe in the Christmas Carol, leaving only one smallish kidney shaped remnant as evidence of his dark act…
HaLee tells me it’s the stomach he is turning his nose up to, explaining that the contents of the stomach, as opposed to the rest of the mouse…. are unsavory. In other words not nearly as savory as a skull encrusted cerebellum? How about our special, rib wrapped alveoli sacks?? Wait until you try our stuffed lower colon. Hmmmm…. Sorry Max, considering the stomach’s ingredient list is 98% grass, seeds and other vegetable matter with the remaining 2% consisting of stomach lining, I’ll take that stomach with a side of ranch any day, give me three! Nasty Max!
Being back in Idaho…I can’t help but to leap out of bed each and every morning with the words of John Denver’s Rocky Mountain High on my lips, my vocal cords belting out “Country Road, take me home”. The undeniable truth is I am a mountain girl.
I just returned from a weekend in Driggs Idaho, my mother and grandmothers’ homeland. I had the opportunity to spend my birthday with two of my very favorite people, participating in some of my favorite pastimes, eating, story telling and hiking around my beautiful Wyo-Idaho mountains. With every step up the incline as we inched our way up towards the top of Mary’s Nipple, I simultaneously and secretly prayed that my unconditioned body would not fail me, potentially requiring a helicopter rescue from local resident Harrison Ford. Little known fact, HF is known around these parts for rescuing boy scouts in distress with his all terrain helicopter which he keeps parked next to his 1992 Subaru. This along with his reputation for his unwavering love and devotion for Calista has him elevated to being a very well respected local celebrity.
I made it to the peak and all the way back down with just the aid of my own two legs, titillating conversation that kept my mind off my labored breathing and a few individually wrapped peppermint lifesavers that my O friend Janet shared with me. (She’s my Oprah, I’m her Gail). With each step I took that beautiful afternoon, my heart cracked open over and over again to the reality of what it meant to be home, what it meant to be loved, what it meant to be present with all of the things that really matter. I am blessed.
How can I forget even for a millisecond how blessed I am regardless of whatever has transpired in the past or regardless of whatever might be fated to me tomorrow? I am blessed and have had 50+ 37 years of being a recipient of a life that can truly be defined as a dream, a privilege and a gift.
On Thompson’s Max’s Lawn, ….it’s not the Hamptons nor is it waterfront or Waldon’s Pond, but for a girl who grew up just wishing to find true love, babies and a place she could call her own, and maybe even an orange tabby named Max, it seems pretty much like heaven to me. ❤